With a Himmler-esque air about him, Joseph “Sepp” Blatter isn’t afraid of wading headlong into any discussion. From the mildly laudable idea of making women footballers wear tighter shorts to his empathy towards £150,000-a-week slaves; you can always rely on Fifa’s Fuhrer as a voice of calm and reason amidst the media storm.
Watch him go down like a sack of s**t.